Dear Grumpy Diary,
If anyone else finds you lying around, please don't let them know those secrets I've told you countless times!
Then again, who cares anyway? 😹 I got lots more in my box, and they're all mine! I won't run out of them.
My potted plant went missing again. Must be Pet Monkey's doing, as always. If you do see him, tell him to fix things back in order.
Grumpy Kitty Boy